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    Funny things kids say....

    Please share something funny a child has said...


    Heres mine, from yeaterday....


    My daughter grabbed or pomeranian by the srcuff of the neck and tossed him off of your... I said, "be nice, you are going to hurt him",


    She said "he's lying"!


    LMAO.. Now I KNOW she is exaderating when she tells on her brother... LOL

    +2  Views: 487 Answers: 3 Posted: 12 years ago

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    My youngest daughter really wanted a cat.  Every time we went to a pet store or saw kittens she would cry all the way home, "I WANT A CAT!"


    Finally the day came when she got that cat.  A lovely little rescue. 


    My daughter had long brown hair almost to her bum and that little cat loved it.  The cat would chase my daughter up and down the hallway attacking her hair.  She really didn't want a cat anymore...a few years later she said, "Mom, I like cats in theory but not in practice."


    It cracked me up.  That child was born a miniature adult.

    Jenn

    Just shows she has an amazing mom.
    FISH-O

    Thanks Jenn. You are a love. My daughter is in her early 20's and she thinks I am a pill!

    my son when he was about 3 continued pulling out the garden plants, after numerous warnings I finally told him to find a stick so I could smack him, he came back a few minutes later, tears welling in his eyes and said "couldn't find a stick, but here's a wock you can throw at me"

    Jenn

    Love it!

    love them all,,.... out of the mouths of Babes!



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