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    What would you do if you were relaxing in your bed and a little green man, with eyes like an alien, appeared at your window and was looking directly at you?

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    I would say, " Sorry, you have the wrong house, Eggplant doesn't live here".

    Tommyh

    Definately the best answer CB.Hahaha!
    country bumpkin

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    Thanks, Tommyh. (*~*)
    bulletman

    Now, that's funny!

    invite him in for a martaini...

    Shootah

    Would that be before or after you changed your underwear? (Just teasing you Daren!)

    I'd probably need to change my underwear!

    carmaxable

    ha ha ha
    Poppy3

    So funny!! And sooo realistic.

    since i sleep nude, id probably grab the covers to hide myself, after i crapped on myself

    I would not be afraid and would invite him in.

    I sleep naked too.. I would flash him!

    country bumpkin

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    You would wouldn't you? HA HA HA..
    Jenn

    Yes I would.. I would do it to a noesy niahboor too.. As a matter of fact, I have....

    No big deal every day in New Mexico is Halloween just ride any city bus and see it for yourself . Big foot might make me nervous. 

    Scream and hide under the covers.

    Woah...that's freaky...FINALLY... an alien!  Yes!

    I'd say my this is a surprise - how nice to see you - would you like to come in and can I help you with anything? I keep wondering what it is lately that I feel at the botton of the bed near my feet happened a few times now and it is not the cat - i keep looking and there is nothing there.


    Maybe Shootah - perhaps I should say hello? 

    Shootah

    It's probably that little green man with the alien eyes!

    What are you coming at Suzie?That's an Eggplant question! Hahaha!

    ""                           IF IT WAS HIM,  HE'S A KNOWN PEEPING TOM !!!!!!!!!

    Jenn

    Hey Spacey.. I have to work tomorrow but I wanted to say Night, sweet dreams before i head to bed... Lots of love!
    Spaceghost

    Sweet dreams to you sweet lady, I'm going myself in a few, got to work also. Love ya !!!

    I'd get the hell out of Ireland !

    I'd wonder why the dog wasn't barking. 

    Come back Monday week!

    That would be my brother in law in disguise trying to hit me up/scare me into another loan.

    " This is a very sense-able question, on "(Tequila) nights I'm often visualizing little green men."

    Aliens are grey...I'd go for my life and hide in a cupboard. You might be sorry if you flash them they are known for giving  rectum exams with sharp instruments.

    id tell it to watch out for the funnel web spiders that live in the garden! ;-)

    Reach for good old 357 and aim and shoot ask questions later.



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