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Celibacy

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Frank leaned over and touched Ann's arm lightly and whispered, "Gold Medal All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.

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FISH-O

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Thanks for the giggle!

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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melandrupert

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that was so good love it! well done xxx

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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nomdeplume

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I hope it's self raising.

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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Chiangmai

Hahaha, I will get back to you on that. :)

commented 12 years ago

jhharlan

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LMAO!

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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Ann

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I love it. thanks Chi

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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Bob/PKB

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:D CUTE.
Celibacy: A little of both.

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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Benchong

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Good stuff. Thanks.

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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Chiangmai

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I just noticed that most of the responses here are from women. Wonder why men are abstaining from commenting this humorous "Celibacy". Lighten up, guys, it's only a joke.