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    A New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says....

    "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache...."


    The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."


    The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."


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    +3  Views: 446 Answers: 1 Posted: 12 years ago
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    "LMAO!"
    Colleen

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    check your e-mail please.

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    Sounds like a joke from a wombat shagger.



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