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    4. What do you call a guy that shovels cement with a pitch fork?
    What do you call a guy that shovels cement with a pitch fork?

    Answer:  A Mortar Forker (say it quickly 3 times)

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    +3  Views: 909 Answers: 9 Posted: 12 years ago
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      a forking idiot

      12 years ago. Rating: 12
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        melandrupert

        tu for that comment
        commented 12 years ago

        "Very good Chiangmai your "Forking funny LOL

        12 years ago. Rating: 10
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          Chiangmai

          Thank you.
          commented 12 years ago

           


          Answer:  A MORTAR FORKER   (say it out loud 3 times, quickly)


           

          12 years ago. Rating: 7
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            melandrupert

            oh that was so good TU for that mel
            commented 12 years ago
            Chiangmai

            My God, most of the Americans here don't get this joke. Congrats, melandrupert. You're, as the Hawaiian would say, "no ka oi"!
            commented 12 years ago
            melandrupert

            I love jokes like that well done again lol
            commented 12 years ago
            IamPamela313

            Mother F***ker. lol!
            commented 12 years ago
            Chiangmai

            eh Pamela sistah, took you forevah. It's about time!!! :)
            commented 12 years ago

            laid off!

            12 years ago. Rating: 6
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              Looking for hes wallet.

              12 years ago. Rating: 6
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                An Irishman?

                12 years ago. Rating: 5
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                  Someone looking to abuse overtime.

                  12 years ago. Rating: 5
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                    A fool.

                    12 years ago. Rating: 5
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                      OBAMA

                      12 years ago. Rating: 3
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                        Spaceghost

                        WOW
                        commented 12 years ago
                        melandrupert

                        Hi Spacey was that too strong!lol
                        commented 12 years ago
                        dowsa

                        "Yes it was strong I"ve sent him on a begging letter.You have upset him and "ME now. lol ps have to write to D. cameron.UK pm
                        commented 12 years ago
                        melandrupert

                        Will do Dowsa! lol
                        commented 12 years ago


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