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Guess I'll transfer my answer over here from the other topic thread you opened. ;) Try here for some ideas >> http://www.guy-sports.com/jokes/retirement_jokes.htm#Seven_Retirement_one-liners_to_work_into_your_speech_

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Some ideas:

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. ~Abe Lemons

It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ~Gene Perret

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. ~Gail Sheehy

Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. ~Malcolm Forbes

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Hasn't it occurred to anybody that the boss might appreciate a genuine response that doesn't rely on jokes?

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