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    I need to say a little speech to my boss who is retiring and I need some funny things to say, thanking her for everything that she has done for me

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    Guess I'll transfer my answer over here from the other topic thread you opened. ;) Try here for some ideas >> http://www.guy-sports.com/jokes/retirement_jokes.htm#Seven_Retirement_one-liners_to_work_into_your_speech_

    Some ideas:

    The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. ~Abe Lemons

    It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ~Gene Perret

    When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. ~Gail Sheehy

    Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. ~Malcolm Forbes

    Hasn't it occurred to anybody that the boss might appreciate a genuine response that doesn't rely on jokes?
    Colleen

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    You did :) I was just giving Fiestyna what they asked for.
    suliz

    You did, and I'm sure they will find something from the link.

    I just wondered how many people really enjoy listening to jokes they've heard a dozen times before, as anybody retiring will have done.


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