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Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
A: Mumbo Jumbo

Q: Why did the pony cough?
A: He was a little hoarse!

Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa - baa - cue!

Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!

Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
A: In a Launch box

Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!

Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom?
A: I must have left the landing light on

Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
A: Spatula!

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with!

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I love jokes, got lots. Thank you Tommy.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in:

the hot tub......Stew

on the front steps....Matt

in the gravel bank......Phil

in the mail box.....Bill

 

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A man walks into a Tesco cafe and orders a burger. The assistant asks' what would you like on it?'

Man; 'Five quid each way'.

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A three legged dog  walked into a bar:

"Bartender, I'm looking for a man!"

"Well then, who might you be looking for?"

"I'm looking for the man who shot my Pa(w)!"

 

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