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    how to make your penis bigger

    0  Views: 1456 Answers: 12 Posted: 6 years ago
    Colleen

    Moderator
    By the way, I do not have a penis. You should have worded the question using an I not 'you'.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Go and ask your doctor or your mommy or your daddy.

    12 Answers

    Here you go...


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    Chiangmai

    hahaha. He must first try to achieve a mere eQUALITY first, and he can then focus on Quality. He lacks length, among other things. May be he can include the skin into the measurement?
    Dardaigh

    He could but the magnifying glass is a good "visual" aid for him to gain confidence.
    Chiangmai

    Sounds more than fair to me. Let's order him the 10X kind. This could be his turning point.
    Dardaigh

    Package it and sell it, Chiangmai!
    Bob/PKB

    NO NO NO. The chant is clear:
    Bigger is Better
    It makes the bed wetter.
    Put on a sweater
    When you go out to get her
    If you want you can let her
    Touch 'er and pet 'er (I'd say "it" or "him", but it doesn't rhyme).
    Dardaigh

    LMAO! Too funny, Bob! :)
    doolittle

    @ Bob- copyright that and sell it to a rapper!!!
    Chiangmai

    Very promising, Bob/PKB.....I love it! :)

    Any known device so far has not proven to be helpful. You have what you have. Learn how to use it correctly. Most women do not prefer huge ones anyway. Manhood does not really rotate around the penis. That's a myth. 

    Enter this question in the above search bar, it's been asked and answered a lot............

    Colleen

    Moderator
    It's been asked too many times. Men really are insecure about their appendage, aren't they?
    doolittle

    Just watch baseball players- they are always making sure their's hasn't fallen off during play! LOL
    Tommyh

    SOME MEN! I'm happy with what I was given.Thank you!
    Colleen

    Moderator
    You're correct, SOME men ;)
    Ducky

    Moderator
    @doo...Rappers check regularly too!
    Bob/PKB

    Yes, but no one has compiled all the good advice into a book yet. Here's the opportunity of a lifetime. If this cretin doesn't jump on it, someone else will.
    millie111

    too much!!:-¬..OHH AS i`ve just noticed COLLEEN HAS THE SAME OPINION!:-)

    it's a bad worker that blames his tool for his proformance.  make good use of what you have because people will rip you off selling you what does not work

    You have come to exactly the right place to learn the secrets to making your penis bigger. You also can learn here several different methods of determining if your penis might already BE the right size.  
    Please follow these instructions:
    1.  At the top of this page, you will see a white, rectangular bar just under the centered words "Questions and Answers" The word "search" appears at the far left, and a little magnifying glass is at the far right.
    2.  Type in the words "make penis bigger" and left click on the magnifying glass.  
    3.  Select any of the FAR TOO DAMNED MANY QUESTIONS ASKING ABOUT HOW TO MAKE A BIGGER PENIS and see what the answers are.
    4.  Type in variations on the theme.  i.e. repeat steps 2 and 3, ad infintum.
    5.  When you have enough suggestions as to how to make your penis bigger, type in the words "Average size penis" (or variations thereof), left clicking when you are done.
    6. Review the multitude of questions and accompanying answers to same.
    7. BE SURE to TEST EVERY METHOD thoroughly and record the results, adding graphs, charts, and drawings as needed.  


    NOW, take all this knowledge, arrange it in your own question and answer format, divide it into chapters, adding caricatures along with the charts and graphs. Send it to a publisher and you can have a best seller in a matter of weeks. 
    Don't forget to acknowledge akaQA and the many contributors who have provided the valuable information you will include in your best seller.  
    May I suggest a title:  "I'm A Big Boy Now" and use the pen name "A. Dick Heade"  

    Ducky

    Moderator
    LOL!!!!!!

    Blow it up!!!?""

    figtree3

    Voted the "Most Destructive Phallic Symbol"
    lindilou

    Is it not?!!! LOL It will be very large...for a split second!!! Kaboom!

    You may have to lie about its true length, unless of course it's truly microscopic.  Tell us the length and we'll help you determine the course of action we need to take.  In the mean time, avoid any intimate activity with women as this is no laughing matter.

    Dardaigh

    Very humourous,Chiangmai! :)
    Tommyh

    Dr.Chingmai? Penisologist.
    Dardaigh

    ROFLMAO!
    Chiangmai

    Trying to have some empathy for him, though it's hard. :)
    Tommyh

    he should measure it if it's that hard.HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    Chiangmai

    @ Tommy, just how do you measure the length? Do you advocate being a little lenient with this measurement?
    Tommyh

    Dunno Chiang.Fair Dinkum.I've never bothered to measure mine.

    Don't worry so much.Just lie about it.I mean after all you probably only discuss it with other guys anyhow.

    Dardaigh

    Ha ha ha!

    I appreciate your concern, but why do you want to make my penis bigger? LOL!

    Dardaigh

    ROFLMAO! :)

    If you think you have problems>>>>>>>>  Running Bear wanted to grow-up to be a great Warrior, marry and have SEX, so he asked the Chief of the tribe, Chief "You not ready, go find tree with a knothole and practice", so Running Bear does he's told, a few weeks later he ask the Chief again, the Chief told him the same as before, again RB goes to the Forest finds a tree with a knothole, this time he's gone for a month practicing, again upon returning he goes to the Chief and ask this time the Chief told OK, go select your squall.  Two days later Running Bear married, they had big pow-wow, that night RB was all excited, finally he was going to have real sex, so his bride got ready, Running Bear kicks her arse and pokes a stick up inside his bride, she rolls over crying, with dismay upon her face, RB looks at her and states "Ugh, Running Bear checking for BEE'S"!!!

    Chiangmai

    I hurt reading this. :)

    I guess the silver lining for this questioner with a small pecker? The bees can't sting his microscopic thingy when they can't see it.
    dad59

    Either that or maybe make it bigger with the swelling.
    millie111

    i don`t EVEN WANNA KNOW!!:-)LOL!!
    Clonge

    Different cultures...She was non-Indian (white girl)! http://youtu.be/E3meEmDpaDU

    Put it on a flat surface and run a rolling pin back and forth over it.

    Bob/PKB

    Bake at 375 for 30 minutes, turning halfway through bake time. DO NOT prick with a fork before baking, as this will prevent rising during bake time.
    Clonge

    Bob/PKB: Have you seen this on tv. like on Rachael Ray, or in a recipe book? Sounds kind of painful. How long would it take to harden and might it cut into sales of Viagra?
    Bob/PKB

    Actually, it was on Martha Stewart! You can baste it with a bit of beaten egg and sprinkle sugar on it, too, before baking. It doesn't get hard, just bigger. Hard is an entirely different recipe; a lot of kneading goes into that.
    Clonge

    Bob/PKB: Martha Stewart eh? Interesting. She's had actual book signings at Barnes and Noble. Maybe when the next book comes out, and she has a book signing, I can have her autograph it. As the saying goes, the "PEN IS" (penis) mightier than the sword!
    Bob/PKB

    LOL. Funny how not everyone knows that. Don't ask Martha about the recipe. She called it "Wee Weeny Bake". Used uncased sausage, but I knew what was really going on.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    What is this..."The Clonge & Bob Show"????
    LOL!!!
    Bob/PKB

    I love having fun with the members like this!
    Clonge

    Me too, Bob/PKB. Also, Ducky is just plain jealous.
    Bob/PKB

    Oh, I doubt that Clonge. Ducky is one of the most sociable, fun folk here! :D
    Ducky

    Moderator
    This is what I'm doing....
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :)

    I would try narrowing my focus. In fact, I would minimize everything other than me.


    Perhaps someone in your life has done that to you.





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