There are different grades of friends. Someone you may know or someone you work with and your life long friends. You can expect the first two types to let you down and occassionally the latter. The thing to ask yourself are you a good enough friend to forgive your friends for letting you down. If the answer is yes. Then they are your true friends. If it's no. Then...............
the best way I can explain it to you is through husbands and wives. It's basically because we are different. Men and women have different roles. Now my answer is not intended to be sexist or anything other that from experience so don't get upset. Ok the mans role is to support his wife in all that she does, thinks or wants. The wifes role is the same including love. Now the problems start when we do not listen to each other, we try to control or change or want our own way. We stop seeing the others point of view and instead of listening we try to give solutions when all our partners really want is to be listened to. Stress builds and before you know it an all out war is happening. You should read the book why Mars and Venus collide. It's a good book on relationships and if you follow the simple to follow rules your relationship will be much better.
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Ok you are taking too long I guess I will have to start you off. A guy approached the seats on the 18th hole at the golf open finals. He finds his seat. There is an empty seat between him and another guy. He turns to the guy and says what mug would not be sitting here right now. The guy answers by saying my wife and I have been coming here for years but unfortunately she passed away. Oh sorry couldn't you have sold the seat or given it to family or friends? I thought about that but they are all at the wife's funeral.
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During my younger fishing days, well, nights actually a friend and I took our canadian canoe up to an area of the river that could not be accesed by foot. We pulled the canoe up onto the bank and settled down for an evening of relaxing fishing. A holiday boat a 6 berth full of drunken Londoners decided it would be funny to cross the river and tear out our fishing lines. Of course we used a few choice words and exchanged some sign language, We noticed that they moored up at a river pub about 1/2 a mile up river, Now the thing is holiday boats have to be moored up by 8pm so we knew they were going nowhere. about 2 am the larger boats that can navigate the rivers at night start to move. We rowed up to their boat untide their mooring lines and re-attached the lines to the back of a large barge that we knew would be heading back from the direction that they had come from, some 40 miles to be exact. We rowed back to our cars then drove to where the barge would be moored. Untied their boat and moored it facing the direction that they were going and sat fishing just in front of their boat. We heard them starting to wake and move around so we started to pack up. Morning guys we said did you have a good night? thanks for ripping our fishing lines out last night. Have a great day oh and as we have no more fishing gear you can have these. My friend emptied the full box of maggots into their boat. Oh and by the way, the pub where you left all your stuff last night is 40 miles that a way. Have a great holiday.. Oh I forgot to say the holiday boats can only travel at 4 mph so it would have taken them 10 hours to get back to that pub.
A guy bashed my car door at a car park. Tuff was his reply when I said what's yer insurance. I knew who he was and where he lived so I wanted some kind of payment for my door. That night I collected as much dog poo as I could. Placed it all in a brown paper bag. Placed that on his front concrete step and set fire to it. Knocked on his door and walked away. He came out and stamped it out. Thus poo all over his shoes which he then religiously tread all over his nice carpet. I also stuck a nice juicey lump under his car door handle so he could get some in his finger nails the next day. I know it was mean but the door cost me ?260 to repair as the bump was on private property. And sometimes bullie boys need some payback.
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Hi. What was you Irish pen pals name. I have many Irish contacts and would love to try and locate her for you. My email address is in my profile if you don't want to put her details on here.
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