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    TSC
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    HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VENERIAL DESEASE?

    When I was in the NAVY I went with 19 prostitutes during a South American cruise in '75.
    Never caught a thing. Lucky I guess.
    I come home and meet a gal at a club, we go home, have sex and two days later I get the CLAP.
    Go figure. Cured with a shot of Tetracycline. Scared the crap out of me.
    Who here has caught a venereal disease?

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    PEOPLELOVER

    BOASTING OR COMPLAINING?

    Raider_retired 3_29_

    Here is a thumbs up for havng the "balls" to tell your story. My experience is differnt but, if it answers your question how about a thumbs up for it! Thanks friend.

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    Clonge
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    Vhat's  Dat?


    PEOPLELOVER
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    CRABS ARE ACTUALY MECHANISED DANDRUFF. TO GET RID OF THEM HOLD A MIRROR NEAR THE INFECTED AREA AND WHEN THE CRABS LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE ANOTHER WHATEVER THEY WILL JUMP OVER TO THAT AREA. THEN THROW THE MIRROR AWAY. AS FAR AS YOUR QUESTION IS CONCERNED IT IS NONE OF YOUR DAMMNED BUSINESS AND IF YOU PERSIST GEORGE B WILL WALK AMONGST YOU>


    ole hipster
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    Had gonorrhea years ago in my youth. This was during the times of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Was living in Mad City WS at the time in the late 60's, early 70's. There were so many people catching the Clap then that bars would announce at bar time: Be careful who you go home with, there is an epidemic of VD! Also, free treatment there was provided at a place called "The Blue Bus Clinic" The lines of people would extend around the block and it was like "old home week" for you'd see all your friends there! A-h-h, the good old days. I was lucky to have survived them but regret not a thing. Quite a learning experience!

    TSC

    I'm 55 and would NEVER do what I did in the Navy now. Back then AIDS wasn't in the disease though process. Now its suicide to be promiscuous. (Good Story)

    TSC

    I'm 55 and would NEVER do what I did in the Navy now. Back then AIDS wasn't in the disease thought process. Now its suicide to be promiscuous. (Good Story)

    ole hipster

    Excuse me please for tripping down memory lane!

    ole hipster

    I'm laughing at all comments! We all need a little levity!

    ole hipster

    Regret not what you have done in your lifetime. Regret will make you crazy and causes wrinkles! Chalk it up to a learning experience and try to go forward with life, don't dwell on the past mistakes. We all make them of we wouldn't be human!

    papermoon

    Memory lane ? more like Clap alley!


    Raider_retired 3_29_
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    When I was in college at Texas Tech back in 1994, I picked up a hot blond and had sex with her. I also had sex with 2 other girls at right about that time. I started to get real itchy on my pelvis and scrotum. They looked like little brown scabs. Finally went to the schools Heath/Science students clinic and the Dr. removed a scab with a razor and went back with his sample. When he came back he informed me I had crabs! I did not believe him b/c they did not crawl around and just looked like tiny scabs. He took me back to were the microscope was and told me to look at the sample. Sure enough on a high power there was a little brown crab! I used this prescription shampoo and washed all my linens and close. They went away in like 5 days. But, I am almost sure the hot blond gave them to me. So beware of looks alone.


    mchllemay
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    Damn you got bad luck!

    TSC

    She was acute little thing too. :)



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