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    How do I convince an idiot that Canada lies in North America?

    James says Canada is another continent.....

    +6  Views: 922 Answers: 9 Posted: 8 years ago
    lindilou

    LOL Derrrr ... tell him to come up and run for prime minister ... he'll likely win !

    9 Answers

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    Ask James to click here for further information.....


    http://www.mipueblonatal.com/list-of-continents.html


    Now, can he point to Canada?               :)


     

    Bob/PKB

    He'll probably accuse her of making a fake map.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Determined is he?

    Tell him that you met a hot guy in NY who KNOWS where Canada is, and if he doesn't "get with it", you're going to leave him for the New Yorker! In case he doesn't know where NY is, tell him it's also in North America. (Good luck with that!)

    Ask him which continent, say "hmmm" and be done with it. He's an a$$.


    James needs to be shown the door and warned not to let it hit his butt on the way out.


     

    digger

    Why do I get the feeling that the subject of "James" surfaced once or twice during your recent NY get together ? ;-)
    jhharlan

    I did ask him which continent and he said that Canada has removed any reference to America...
    In other words, he had nothing to say....
    Bob/PKB

    JULIE: Hmmm.
    DIGGER: once or twice...
    Ducky

    Moderator
    "Girl bonding".

    Does James believe that Mexico is part of South America ?

    jhharlan

    Good one....
    bulletman

    Actually Mexico is in Central America. :) Ignore this comment, i misread your answer Digger. :)
    Bob/PKB

    He thinks it's the CAPITAL of South America!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    LOL!!
    mycatsmom

    Bullet, Mexico is NOT in Central America. I've been to Central America. Mexico is in N. America and is North of Central America.
    Clonge

    Didn't Sarah Palin see Mexico from Alaska?
    bulletman

    you are correct mycatsmom, Mexico is part of nth. America.. i checked out Google. :)

    Give him a blank sheet of paper and a box of crayons and let him draw his own map. Step back and let him show his own particular brand of stupidity to the world. 

    jhharlan

    I would but he will go into a tirade about how he dreew maps in school, none of which describes the price of potatoes in Idaho.....



    1. Canada

      Country in North America





    2. Canada, stretching from the U.S. in the south to the Arctic Circle in the north, is filled with vibrant cities including massive, multicultural Toronto; predominantly French-speaking Montréal and Québec City; Vancouver and Halifax on the Pacific and Atlantic coasts, respectively; and Ottawa, the capital. It’s also crossed by the Rocky Mountains and home to vast swaths of protected wilderness.


       

      https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Canada/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x4b0d03d337cc6ad9:0x9968b72aa2438fa5?sa=X&ved=0CIMBEPIBMBJqFQoTCOKstdmz0ccCFQmbiAodzK4Ing

    hector5559

    Sounds a nice place for a caravan site,
    lindilou

    Especially for birthday boys!! Happy birthday honey!! And many many more!! ;D XOXOX

    Buy him an atlas and let him hold it in his hot little hands, while you point out the different countries and continents and their respective placement to each other.

    jhharlan

    I showed him site after site on the computer. He says it's outdated history. That things changed in 1961 (.........?)
    Bob/PKB

    Perhaps the aliens just brought him back and dropped him off. He is obviously not from Texas...more likely the state of Confusion...

    Hes getting mixed up with the Ile-Of-Wight,

    He is obviously American judging by his knowledge of geography.

    jhharlan

    He thinks he knows geography, it's the name he can't get past.....
    Bob/PKB

    Actually, he's got a ton of French in his ancestry, which explains his misguided notion of superiority.
    jhharlan

    French? I thought German.....
    hector5559

    Sounds a bit Spanish to me,
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Ouch, touche and laughter! :)
    lindilou

    Hector!! It's a big day ! Happiest Birthday to you lad!!
    digger

    Good one, Bob ;-)
    ROMOS

    OI, Bob, KOTF & the duck have the monopoly on sarcasm on this site.
    Bob/PKB

    When the need arises, we rise to the need, c'est vrai
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Personally, I think sarcasm is disgusting! Really.
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
    Bob/PKB

    Sarcasm is a fine art, Ducky!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    And...I just heard, according to some "reliable" research, that people who use sarcastic humor, are much more creative than the average person. So, it's all good. :)
    Bob/PKB

    Good to know...will need that info to justify myself some day.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    I've already used it.....great to have "research facts" right at your finger tips. :)


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