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What is the most footling 'crime' it is possible to commit?

My nomination. Your 17-year-old son has a girlfriend, also 17. He has, deplorably, got her pregnant, but both families are making the best of it. One evening you, he and she gather after supper to watch a video that he has bought. It has an 18 certificate, on account of 'explicit' sexual references.

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3 months ago

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PEOPLELOVER
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The most "footling" crime would be Toe Cutting, if you do not know what toe cutting is ask a adult.

You nonsense about a 17 yr old pregnant girl watching a "R" rated movie has no bearing on your so called question.

3 months ago. Rating: 1
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Umbriel You haven't read the question properly. '18 certificate' means on general release, 'R rated' is not, and in the UK can only be purchased from a licensed sex-shop. If you choose to run an '18 certificate' at home, before the movie starts, there will be a warning that is you run it in the presence of ANYONE under 18, you will be committing an offence. Now, O Philanthropic One, can you think of a crime more footling than that?

commented 3 months ago

PEOPLELOVER Umbriel in the true LAND of THE free R rated videos are in the hire shops, yes they do have a warning on the pack and at the commencement of the film.
The only films in sex shops are "X" rated.
I also plead ignorance as to the meaning of "footling" hence my reference to "Toe Cutting" which was the punishment of having ones` toes cut off with bolt cutters for upsetting criminals in Australia.

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