only if guys stay out of the grapefruit section..

I thought this question was way too weird even for akaQA, until I read the link.  People are just nuts, aren't they?  There seems to be always someone, trying so desparately to be in control of someone else.  Sad.

Just what we need more control. I bet they are allowed to pick them from or out of the ground just don’t look at them in the stores.

You have got to be kidding me. So glad to find out I'm some kind of pervert............

What right has he got to take away one of lifes` little pleasures?

Only if men are too!!

Dear,Dear,dear!!!  If I thought my wife couldn't be trusted around a cucumber I would never have got married in the first place.

I wonder if that muslim cleric is aware of the spin cycle on his wife's washing machine.Boy! if he finds out about that one there are gunna be a lot of muslim men doing all of the cooking AND the laundry.

Only an eggplant would think that way.................lol

Hey eggie..what does this museum dude think about when women seductively lick their ice cream come or popsicle?  Huh???  And would a stalk of sugar cane be out too?  This would take needed food away from female animals and humans! And perhaps the Space needle and National Monument should be taken down!

Yes. I know that I go nuts at the sight of doughnuts and cheerios.

I heard it on the news ,  NOW SOME are really trying to take control of ones LIVES HERE !!

are you an idiot or are you joking?

Ducky Read the posted link.

Are you having an afair with veges? huummm maybe give them a better tast!!

Of course not! No one should be banned from inspecting produce.

We all just need to realize where our own memory associations come from.

At times I believe that I should be banned from handling Hostess Snowballs, through the wrapper, they feel well.....'realistic'. Although I don't think that anyone's become aroused over my amusement.

The cleric may have a sad case of cucumber envy.

If that were the case, where would it ever end?   Cucumbers, carrots and bananas are are natural on this earth and in this world, as are men and women.  What's the problem?

you think about sex waaaaay to much

That is why my husband does the shopping... I am far too embarrassing to take out to the grocery store... Some kind of crazy.

Before further answers please click on the link bellow. i sent my answers before I read the article in the link.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/muslim-cleric-reportedly-warns-cucumbers-too-sexy-for-women-to-handle/story-e6frev20-1226219068936

eggplant, why didn't you include Japanese, Chinese, Phillippino and/or regular large eggplant's?

Colleen She posted an article. Read the article. She did not make this up. Someone wrote about it.

No & no but what do I know?

What is the result of currently women beeing free to handle these fruits and roots?

What is the result of currently women beeing free to look and touch  these fruits and roots if different from the response to my previous question?

Carrots, no, definitely not, perfectly safe.   
Bananas, eh, no, they are OK to handle, too. 
Cucumbers.....with all those little bumps.....maybe we should stay away from those. 

"Do men think of anything when plugging the sink that wont flush water away ?maybe woman think the same about carrots ect,When I see my wife touching cucumber or carrots .she just "Smiles mind you "Mostly "Cries!!

May I reccommend everyone in the future to include the link in the question body otherwise too many akaQAistas will miss it  and you see the result.

Collen, please verify if my suggestion id technically OK.

eggplant, my apologies again

Well, I wasn't exactly expecting that question!

Where is your brain.

Pretty soon, Viagra will be sold next to the zucchini !

It depends on the uses of the said items. To eat, good, to use, not too good, may not fit your dimensions either in weight or taste. It's the way you look at the item and then suss out its versatility. :) Ripe and floppy or semi ripe and firm. I think most ladies would look at most items the same way :).

Oh baby that's a BIG cucumber!   look at how long that carrot is!  Holy Moly look at how he's eating that ice cream cone! That's a great bratwurst!!!  Grocery shopping is highly dangerous for women!!  Therefor, Men should do the Grocery shopping and errands for women!  In fact, home maintenace is dangerous too...washing machines, broom handles, mopping...but the most dangerous area of all is the cleaning the bathroom!  Men should clean the home too!

Yeah, they might wanna poke them up there ar*e. so women shouldnt handle em .lolxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Colleen They're not going to do that in the store. You need to read the link provided to understand the question.

Colleen <moved to where it belongs>



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No colleen darling, i was joking, cant you take a joke?Emmaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Colleen You need to chillax and yes, I can take a joke. You seem far too young for this kind of joking however. You also appear far too young to be calling me darling, unless you are actually of age and plan on sleeping with me? Only people who sleep with me call me darling. Leave off on the multiple x's little one. It makes you look about 6 years old.

Colleen Please tell me that is not your correct birth date on your profile page. Only children type in your manner.

that might explain all lingering in the vegie section at woolies, and I thought they were only checking out the price